The day has come to say goodbye dear vacuum cleaner. You have served us well from the day we bought you. Yes, we know you sat patiently on our wedding registry waiting to be purchased to be given as a gift but that day never came. We rescued you from that Target shelf and brought you home and used you well. You cleaned all of our floors with glee and even chased a kid or two pretending to suck them up. We will never forget you and the hard work you did keeping our floors clean. Be well and we'll miss you.
RIP
Dirt Devil MVP Swivel Glide 2001- 2010
Oooooo! Hello new Bissell Vacuum. It's nice to meet you. Will you provide the cleaning and dependability our old vacuum gave us? Will you keep our floors clean like our old vacuum? Will you chase our boys around pretending to suck them up? Will you work hard like our old vacuum? If so, you may be a welcomed addition to our family and provide years of cleaning and happiness. We hope that for the next 9 or so years you clean our floors with such pride as our previous vacuum did.
2010-?
some assembly required
Were our floors that dirty?
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